We're almost afraid to post this "Will It Blend" Wiimote edition video, as it's sure to reignite the wildfire of giggling commenters who scan every post to be the first to drop that trademark line. Maybe, due to the comment publishing lag, we'll even see two Will It Blends in a row, the ultimate Will It Blend faux pas. Three is not unheard of, but as we all know, whenever three douchebag comments hit at once we risk a black hole opening after the jump and sucking any scant intelligence not already lost to whippets and cellphone tumors.
In other words, enjoy. And some of you may want to avoid the comments until...ehh...July is probably safe. Actually, you'd better make it August. OK, September. 2009. [via Kotaku]











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WARNING: Do not blend your Wiimote while your Wii console is on. Doing so may overload your Wii console.
Ha! It makes the same sound when the Scooby Doo gang are about the run off.
*insert witty blending comment*
Okay, it blends. That much is certain. But I think there is something deeper brewing just under the surface. I think there is a more pressing issue here, something the public needs to know. While we now know that it does in fact, blend, I believe the question that's on everyone's mind is, will it blend?
I, for one, welcome our new blending...
Uh, I can't do it.
What is that gray dust?! Oh right. Boredom being shed from an internet meme.
@deadrobot: It's comment smoke. Don't breathe this!
Of course it blends! Unless they're throwing a cube of tungsten in there, it's going to get smashed to dust. Especially consitering that's a $500 blender he's using. Seriously, this blender dude is an ingenious marketer though, considering his "fun videos" are actually a product demonstration.
I imagine if Microsoft came up with one, it would be "Will it BSOD?"
The real questions I want to know the answer to is will the blender blend?
Best spoiler alert ever.
So it blends. Big deal.
I think the real question here is: will it run Crysis?
I've been looking for the video where the dude blends a bunch of shotgun shells...
I have to admit...the guy is brilliant...and if it weren't 500 bucks, I'd be buying one of these blenders, just to try this stuff at home (I tried to blend a supernintendo cartridge in a 30 dollar shit blender once...it did not go well)
But will it mend ?
(Try taking *that* into a service centre ...)
I think "Will it blend?" has jumped the shark.
@atomx: Other than Chuck Norris, has anything ever NOT blended?
EVERYTHING will fucking blend. Jesus.
When was this EVER interesting? How can blending videos STILL be online?
@TVGenius: That's the genius of it! I was just adding to the annoying 'every-postisms' with the with the 'Worst Episode Ever' technique, similar to weatherman's 'Jumped the Shark' style. At least FredicvsMaximvs had the fortitude to stop himself...
@Pope John Peeps II: still on because it's fun to watch expensive shit being destroyed. I remember feeling a disturbance in the force when he blended the iPhone...it was as if a million apple fan boys suddenly cried out in horror....
I can just see it now, "Will it blend" gets added to the Oxford English dictionary in the Popular new phrases section...hopefully just after the last person to say it gets assassinated.
@TVgenius He also didn't blend the crowbar
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Death by blender it shall be......fuck it
Death by blender it shall be
So, my question is, will the Blendtec blender blend?
...or, is that just asking for trouble?
@weatherman: I agree, "will it blend" has jumped the shark big time.
Which makes me think... they should totally blend a shark. Now THAT would sell some blenders!
Isn't that the same fonts and colors from "The Price Is Right"?
**Warning: Don not blend the WiiMote with wrist strap still attached to wrist!**
@FrancesTheMute: Your comment made my day, thank you, kind sir.
Now i wanna see a wii fit (yeah, lowercaps) on that blender.
I wonder how much they pay this guy to sit around and blend things....
i want the blender
@Sam_Zebian: He's the owner of BlendTec.
Wiill it blend? Ooh, tough crowd.
Blending is for light weights, where's the coffee grinder?
i wonder if uncle fred would blend...
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