The 1950's crackberry equivalent

"Telephone head, meet Telephone face. I knew you'd make a cute couple. Watch where you put those fingers."

"Susan was born blind and only derived pleasure from the vibrations of a phone call. She had finally met the one man that looked passed her disability and could satisfy her every need. This man was known as telephone face."

The Rotary Club eventually gave up on the idea of having mascots.

Hey baby, you really spin my dial ...

I said you were a telephonic asshat, not wear a telephone as a hat.

The Rotary Club: Hot, Sexy Fun

Here you see the business savvy consumer with his new multi-line, conference call capable "mobile" telephone with haptic feedback rotary dialing.

His lady friend is sporting the new line of high fashion mobile phones done up through a partnership by Bell Telephone Company and Chanel.

Both available at your local Sears Roebuck Department Store.

@GeekyNerdGuy: you bested me, curse you :)

The evolution of the "Cup/Can and String" communication method...

The not so well known adversaries of Mr.CanoeHead. Ma and Pa Bell.

[www.internationalhero.co.uk]

Superhero costume designers hit a creative slump in the 1950's

We sure are phony.

Even with phones on her and her husband's head, Ellie-May couldn't conceal the fact that she had really tacky earrings on.

C'mon, you had to look right? ;)

"Honey, this new hat you bought me makes me feel like a douche."

Honey, Do these earrings make me look stupid?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Americana Phone!

Doo doo de doo-doo doo-doo.

"Modern-day luddites will go to any extreme to avoid blu-tooth radiation."

"How do these phones even work? We clearly do not have cords to plug into"

"Susan and Anthony attempted a double suicide through hanging. Sadly, it ended as a double murder through cranial trauma."

Introducing, Zunephone.

Let the carnage begin.

The first Terminator attempt.

"1950's Club Kids on the next Maury"

No. They're Cpt.Crunch's parents.

She said "i can't believe you slammed it right in my face" he said "well thats where it's supposed to go"

can you hear me now?

E.T. phone dome.

The FCC reminds all telecommunications consumers that your number is portable to any carrier with in your area. [www.fcc.gov]

"Because my cellphone gives off too much radiation..."

@scarbrtj: I was going to try to figure something out, but I think this one wins. I can't come up with anything better.

Back in the old days, telemarketing was illegal and the punishment was severe.

In 1937 they could only show you the phone part, the sex part doesnt come till the 1960s.

These stylish hats are off the hook!

woman: well, we've got phones straped to our head... now what?

man: lets take a photo to remind our future selves why it is important to never, ever do coke, under any circumstances what so ever.

woman: awkward photos?

man: is there any other type?

iPhone ver. 1.0, not so popular with the kids, or parents.

@nightsky: HA!

And here you see the first attempts at a "mobile phone". Drat! Still tied to the wall!

Look kids, we're hip. We're with it. We understand being connected to your posse 24 7.

eHarmony matches you based on compatibility in the most important areas of life - like values, character, intellect, sense of humor, spiritual beliefs, phone headedness, and up to 24 other dimensions.

you dont want to know where she has the Iphone...

Recently uncovered court documents shed light on why John Draper (Parents shown here.) committed his many crimes.

@jrghoull: Man, that reminds me of the early 21st century.

Sigh, I can never run for office.

You know, every couple has their share of hangups, but THESE two...

Ma Bell's use of anabolic steroids prior to the breakup had unforeseen repercussions for her children...

Telephone cosplay was all fun and games in the early days...right up until the time someone didn't have a dime for the next three minutes.

Lily Tomlin and Bob Newhart everyone!
sigh, okay
(Both of these master comedians made/make heavy use of the telephone system and telephones in their comedy routines.)

That's all you get. I'm all out.

April 6, 1875: Alexander Graham Bell invents the telephone.

April 7, 1875: Alexander Graham Bell's first attempt at phone sex ends in an autoerotic-asphyxiated disaster.

The Department of Homeland Security reminds you to have a land line available at all times and take your portable phone with you incase of a disaster.

Althought it was perfected much later, the first attemtps at teleconferencing were made in the early 1950's

Introducing Verizon's take it anywhere plan.

Anonymous strikes again. Tom Cruise refuses to respond to 'calls' for comment.

Ma and Pa bell

She's always on the phone and he's got too many hang ups...

caption #1. Roleplaying in the modern age.

caption #2. After years of doubt, Mr. and Mrs. Pennybottom decided to settle their differences by getting their least favorite part of their partner replaced with a telephone. With neighbors intrigued, the settlement was a raging success.

Obviously followers of Bell Ron Hubbard

Dialnetics will change your life

You will be clear as a bell

"Now husbands everywhere have no excuse to not answer the phone when she calls"

Wow, 40+ mediocre posts, and me without a witty rejoinder.

Now as adults, many of the "phone sex babies" born at the peak of the 976-number craze are experiencing several layers of discrimination, a result of the obvious facial disfigurements shown above.

This is a spyshot of the geniuses behind the original iPhone. What?....3G? Why would anyone want that?

Phone Sex - Ur doin it wrong

So, with the new "Family and Friends" plan I can talk to any body any time for one great rate, and we get free portable phones- sign us up.

Tony Stark's first stab at the integrated phone system in the Mark I armor.

Pepper Potts attempts the first call.