Gizmodo
This retro-styled rocket lamp is more than the absolutely most perfect accessory to complete any room, it's the absolutely most perfect accessory to complete any room that's built from the igniter can of a freakin' jet engine. One-of-a-kind and shamelessly worth its $2,100 sticker price, we want to push each and every one of its glowing jewels...even though we know that they don't actually do anything...and that they probably aren't even buttons in the first place. [Moto Art via Bornrich]
Rocket Lamp Built From Jet Engine (Can We Get A "ZOMG")
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9:20 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Mark Wilson
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ZOMG!!!
That looks cheap and ugly. Boo.
An old jet engine... and the best use for it is... a lamp?
@DustyButt: Agreed.
a $2100 dildo?
actually, it woulda been cool if it was put on a pole and an orange light would come out of the bottom. Of course, with a built in fog machine for effect.
@OG512: That would be painful.
@OG512: I have to agree. Between the girth and the tip smacking the cervix, the fact that it's "ribbed for her pleasure" doesn't make this suitable for that purpose.
Of course, if you want to use if for a butt plug for yourself, I'm not going to stop you. I just don't want to be watching it on YouTube.
@OMG! Ponies!: Oh snap.
It's the igniter from a jet engine, not the entire thing, so that's why it looks a little different.
I kinda like it.
In the right setting it'd be cool.
It looks like a shell... one that you would fire at the Taliban to start a Taliban Techno Party.
If you came to party, say 'Allah Akbar'
@OMG! Ponies!: I've seen some porn where the chick shoves huge stuff up there...
...I've seen a lot of porn.
@strider_mt2k: Late for work to post that? Damn. At least make me spit out my energy drink with something hilarious.
@OMG! Ponies!: oh god my insides are dying right now...and my uhm you know what hurts... someone put me out of my misery!
@GOKOR: I don't think any of them were this sharp....
....and so have i!
@OMG! Ponies!: You're right, it doesn't seem entirely practical. All those lights would be distracting.
I'm putting you on my friend list, because that's the best butt-plug throw-down I've read yet today.
@OMG! Ponies!: @P3nnst8r: @carmen89:
you guys are too funny! I am glad I am off work today so I can LOL!
@OG512: That sucks that u cant gizmodo at work. I think i'd cry something awful.
@P3nnst8r: Amen to that. If i didn't gizmodo, i would fall asleep, then get fired. Hence, because of gizmodo, i have a job. Thanks GIZ!
oh, and what's the Z on the OMG? i feel stupid...
You know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks?? The BEST kinds!
@P3nnst8r: i can Giz at work when the server is not at a snails pace. i'm just not there today.
Igniter CAN not cap. Don't you guys read?
Meh. We have a lamp that started life as a beacon on top of a radio tower. Nothing like putting a 4' high R2D2 shaped red light on the porch at Halloween.
Didn't cost us a thing, either.
Wasn't this created by the guys who were on a discovery show? It was playing back at the height of reality shows. Two guys running a "furniture out of airplane materials" company and a helper (who committed suicide)
Anyone else remember this? Most of the show was bout this "wing desk" they built for someone.
@wolfenstein-3d: same
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