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    BoingBoing Gadgets Apple Keynote Song: "The Apple Store is Down"

    By Brian Lam, 12:57 AM on Mon Jun 9 2008, 9,338 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

    Joel gave me a preview of this song, written about Apple product launches, a few months ago. It's even better in its final form. "Best not make any plans today. The Apple store is down, new shit is on its way." Give it a listen! [Boing Boing Gadgets]

    Apple Store Is Down

    Best not make any plans today.
    The Apple store is down,
    new shit is on its way.
    A tablet Mac or new SDK.
    Doesn't matter,'cause it's Apple, As long as Steve goes slow in the keynote:
    "Had a great business year, our future success is clear.

    CHORUS

    But I have just one more thing to show before I disappear.
    And I think it's the most exciting thing that we are gonna launch this year.
    Boom it's here."

    Listen, Steve, my friends and I
    have decided that it's okay that you know (whoa)
    that we don't want for you to die.
    If it happened the stock would flatten.
    So if you go, go slow!
    I need a new boat.
    "My hair is gone. I'm grizzled gray. Retire you ask? Not today.

    CHORUS

    'cause I have just one more thing to show before I disappear.
    It might be the most important product that we're gonna launch this year.
    Boom it's here."

    BRIDGE: My head is swimming; my mouth is dry. I hardly can believe that I am worthy to be in this distortion field.

    CHORUS

    'cause I want just one more thing to own before I disappear.
    And my life needs one more thing to glow to add a little cheer.
    Oh thank god it's here.

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