I have to say Nokia succeeded here. They've got a bizarre teaser site promoting the release of the presumably more bizarre "weirdest clip ever made" that's "stranger and more amazing" than anything ever seen on July 7 at 5AM EDT. Apparently the secret to unlocking it is contained in the four greatest technological achievements of the modern age: Edison's light bulb, the Wright brothers' first plane, Apollo 11 and whatever the hell Nokia is releasing. We're guessing it's a video phone. Mind. Blowing. [Open at Own Risk, Thanks Bakr!]

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