• By Mark Wilson
    Aug 7, 2008 3:40 PM 3,324
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    We Believe in these Atariology Shirts

    For those who aren't familiar with the underlying principles behind the Atariologian faith, here are some of the basic tenants:

    "All of reality can be explained if one perceives life as a video game or simulation of this life."
    "Sleep is just like pausing the game, or loading the next level."
    "There is always a player better than you."

    As a member of The Church of Atariology, we think you might also get to take off work whenever there's a game you really, really have to play. Buy the shirt for $20. [Atariology Shirt and The Church of Atariology]


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