BackstoryBest of Our Apple and Steve Jobs Coverage From 2008Sweet Confession: I Ate a Chocolate Apple TabletEat Your Old Gadgets to Gain Their Powers and PoundsContestsYour Minifig Magic Could Get a Lego: The Movie CameoIf You Sell Your Baby Naming Rights on the Internet You Deserve…The FTC Wants To Give $50,000 To Whoever Can Kill Robocalls Dead Contests Caption Contest iPhone Apple Cellphones Adam Frucci 9/16/08 2:00pm 9/16/08 2:00pm g 12,034L 164Edit Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes Adam Frucci PFollowOUnfollow 9/16/08 2:00pm 9/16/08 2:00pm g 12,034L 164EditMy attempt: "John Mayer here, my iPhone gave me diabetes." Surely, you can do better. [Laughing Squid] 1 jFacebook iTwitter kTumblrLDiscuss