Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Geezuss. Rollerblading. In spandex. Christ. This is, without a doubt, the best President Obama action figure ever: Posable, with facial expressions, interchangeable hands, katanas, 9mm gun, assault rifle, and a lightsaber, among many other complements.

Seriously, the level of detail in this thing is simply amazing. And the possibilities are endless. I mean, what could be better than El Señor Presidente fighting the forces of Evil with dual katanas? OK, scrap that. What could be better than President Obama fighting the forces of Evil armed with a lightsaber and a shotgun? Actually, forget about all this. It's silly. Just imagine R&B Barack singing a Barry White ballad to Palestinians and Israelis and all the rest of the morons tearing each other apart, bringing peace to the planet at last. Or failing that, pointing at them with his two index fingers and saying: "You, you, you. YOU!"

Must. Buy.

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney

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