You say "Cheese!" and dogs say "whatsthatsquirreldogtoyhuh?", "firehydrant!", "wanttoplaywanttoplaywanttoplay!", looking everywhere but the camera. This app's 15 barking noises fix that.

Some of them likely say, in barkenese, "Ifoundfood or Iwanttohavesex", so your pup can't help but look at you quizzically as you click the shutter. And eventually resent you for the continuous deception. [iTunes via Tokyomango]