Lobotomized Care Bear Cellphone Stand Teaches Kids About the Harsh Realities of LifeS

Life isn't all fairies and moonpies, so you shouldn't raise your kids as softies. Instead, you should teach them that life is a cruel, harsh bitch. Start this process early with creepy cellphone stands.

These cellphone stands are made from the disembodied heads of stuffed Care Bears. They're debrained, leaving plenty of space for a cellphone stand. Simply pop your phone into the top of its empty head to charge it or sync it with your computer while also creating a really creepy image. Your kid may cry now, but don't worry, they'll thank you for it later. [Strapya World via Craziest Gadgets]