Life isn't all fairies and moonpies, so you shouldn't raise your kids as softies. Instead, you should teach them that life is a cruel, harsh bitch. Start this process early with creepy cellphone stands.

These cellphone stands are made from the disembodied heads of stuffed Care Bears. They're debrained, leaving plenty of space for a cellphone stand. Simply pop your phone into the top of its empty head to charge it or sync it with your computer while also creating a really creepy image. Your kid may cry now, but don't worry, they'll thank you for it later. [Strapya World via Craziest Gadgets]