How to Get Linux On Anything

Happy 15th birthday Linux. For a teenager, you're pretty well traveled. In fact, you've gone to some pretty weird-ass places. Places I probably wouldn't go myself, and not just for sanitary reasons.

So in honor of your 15th birthday, here is a list of how to install you (Linux) on a...

Badger
Potato
Sega Dreamcast
PS3
Toaster
Roomba
Indy500 Car
Watch
Wrist PC
Vest
68k Mac
Xbox
Small Satellite
Router
iPhone?!?
iPod
Zune
Android phone

We miss any?