Man Arrested For Crashing Motorized Barstool While Intoxicated

A Newark, Ohio man was busted for an OVI (Operating a Vehicle While Intoxicated) when he crashed his motorized barstool on a public street.

Despite the fact that the whole idea of a motorized barstool conjures up images of drunken racing leagues, obtaining one is as simple as Google search. So, my guess is that this isn't the first time something like this has happened. [610WTVN via Fark and Newark Advocate]