The geniuses at Oobject have curated a hilarious gallery of 18 forgotten vibrators/massagers, all of which look more likely to induce pain than pleasure.

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All of the vibes have great names like Chic Glorifier, Handy Hannah Vitalator, Stim-U-Lax Junior, Bonger Body Massager, and let's not forget the classic Magic Fingers Hotel Bed Massager. I included my favorites below, but hop over to Oobject for the full effect. If I ever see these in real life, I'm running in the opposite direction. What were ladies in the '50s thinking? [oobject]