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The geniuses at Oobject have curated a hilarious gallery of 18 forgotten vibrators/massagers, all of which look more likely to induce pain than pleasure.

All of the vibes have great names like Chic Glorifier, Handy Hannah Vitalator, Stim-U-Lax Junior, Bonger Body Massager, and let's not forget the classic Magic Fingers Hotel Bed Massager. I included my favorites below, but hop over to Oobject for the full effect. If I ever see these in real life, I'm running in the opposite direction. What were ladies in the '50s thinking? [oobject]

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Illustration for article titled Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
Illustration for article titled Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
Illustration for article titled Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
Illustration for article titled Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
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