No, that one in the middle is Herman Munster. And that one on the right is Yul Brynner. No, not Miss Marple either. Wait, is that Janeane Garofalo? Whatever. I mean the bald guy who is not Telly Savalas.

Yes, that's Mr. Jonathan Ive—who I hope the Queen soon bestows with the title of Sir. Sir Jon Ive Von Vader Von Ham of Shin Duke Sir or whatever those Brits call it. Him and the Pet Shop Boys. For now, however, he has received another honorary title for his outstanding design work: Doctor of Fine Arts for the Rhode Island School of Design, one of the best in the world. Congratulations, Mr.—I mean Dr.—Ive.

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