Does Apple Want iPhone 3GS Buyers to Go Blind or Die of Boredom?

You probably saw the iPhone 3GS vs iPhone 3G comparison chart, but did you notice this... block of gibberish at the end?

I'm sure you did. How to miss it? Does Apple really expect us to read all that to make a decision on one iPhone versus the other? Come on. By the time you finish reading the footnotes, the new iPhone 4G will be out already. [Apple]