Cox Speaker Table Combines Two Items, Ruining BothS

This Cox speaker table is the sort of thing you buy when you have a lot of money but no time to consider how practical your overpriced baubles are. Who the hell wants a speaker that doubles as a table?

Just imagine trying to write on a table that's vibrating with sound. Or how tense you'll get every time someone rests a drink on it, coaster or no coaster. Or how futile it'll be to try to fit this into the decor in your home. There's a reason speakers and tables are separate pieces of furniture. Don't rock the boat. [LuxuryIssues via BornRich]