Ever wondered what it'd be like to get three generations of Android phones together—G1, myTouch 3G and Hero? If you think that's kind of kinky, oh man, I hope you have a clean pair of pants lying around.

A couple interesting things gleaned about the Hero as I barely refrained from cramming it down my pants: There's a ton of HTC software on there, not just the Sense UI—they've built their own mail client with Exchange support, and even a slick, iPhone-worthy Twitter app. Also, the grey Hero has a rubber back—only the white one is rocking out the Teflon (but it's the only one that needs it).

Oh yeah, dear god please give me one. Right now. Thanks.

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero

HTC Android Family Portraits: G1, myTouch 3G and Hero