Disclaimer: Displaying the Kratos Blade of Chaos Will Not Make You Tough

Sorry, guys. This fake blade may look badass, but it won't make you a badass.

Instead, this blade, which is cast from zinc aluminum and sits on a handsome wooden stand, will ensure that only women who are attracted to both video game enthusiasts and weapons fetishists will spend any time in your home. And we all know how rare they are.

But hey, if you have $124 that you really need to get rid of, I guess there are worse ways to spend it. [Budk]