Lots of techies have been guilty of overspeculation about the mythical Apple tablet, and in our defense, it's kinda fun. But what happens when a Fox Business Network reporter dips her dainty toe into Apple's rumor stream? Magic, is what.

It's not even worth getting into everything that goes wrong here, and anyway, it'll detract from the joy of unpeeling this sad onion of misapprehension on your own. Of course, when I get my first handwritten eeelectronic photo-mail from my grandmother's "Tablet Mac" I will feel like such an ass.Special thanks to Gawker's crack video-mining team.