Ed Hardy USB Keys Are For...You Know

Are you a half Korean father of eight whose public opinion is down somewhere between Michael Vick and Kim Jung Il? Then get your wallet out for these Ed Hardy USB keys.

Prices range from $78 for an 8GB drive to $52 for a 4GB drive, which drives home the message that if you're gonna be a smarmy son of a bitch, it's more cost effective to commit all the way to an 8GB drive. [Amazon via Chip Chick via Crunchgear]