Army of Darkness Invades the iPhoneS

I can't speak for everyone here, but I have no need for email or bank account transfers on the go. Mobile web browsing is overrated as are thousands of songs in your pocket. But an Army of Darkness iPhone app????????

Today, the iPhone fulfills its Destiny.

The Army of Darkness Soundboard—which is completely freakin' free—plays your favorite soundbites from the famous flick. Lines like "gimme some sugar baby" and "I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit and Jack left town" can be summoned with the touch of a button.

There's also a photo slideshow mode and the option to delay playback, allowing you to sneak out of the room while Bruce Campbell woos your loved one to "come get some."

Indeed, there are countless apps in Apple's store. But there's just one that's worth a damn(ation). [iTunes via iPhone Savior]