Kindle Couple's Marriage Will Last Forever, Even After the Battery DiesS

Because that's how E-Ink works, get it!? Well, it was either that or a joke about Amazon remote-deleting these folks' legitimately conceived future children.

This is a found photo from a Facebook album, without context, which leaves some nagging questions: Is it a Kindle, or a Kindle 2? (The coloration up top screams Kindle 2 to me, but it's blurry.) Did the couple know their nuptials would be blessed with the presence of His Holy Whispernet? Was the priest using the Kindle's text-to-speech function? Why not? [9Gag via MakeUseOf via Digg]