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Matt O'Neal gets the first place because 1) his idea actually makes sense and 2) I want someone to do this bacon printer for real.

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Second place, for its gadgetry nature and completely absurd crappiness goes to this anonymous happy gadget.

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Azzy seems to be obsessed with Adam Frucci. I can't blame the guy. That's why he gets third place, and an honorary mention for being one very sick person.

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If this was a contest for really sad wishes, Bobojuice would have won.

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Whoever sent this in, the Grand Canyon doesn't look like the I-95, dude.

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Nice try, but obviously you didn't see The Fly, Levi.

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Why would I want to censor porn, Ramon Freitas? You are FIRED.