From the notebook of Steve Wozniak, on Dancing Woz: "This is a strange universe. I'd swear to anyone that it's me in many ways. I'm in NYC now and even did a couple of dance steps..."

This is a strange universe. I'd swear to anyone that it's me in many ways. I'm in NYC now and even did a couple of dance steps when prodded in a place or two. I did ride the subway trains a bit too. But it's not me as far as I know. And I have a logical proof. I'm on a morning to night schedule every day here, only getting a few hours of sleep each of the last few nights. Except that I was here one day with nothing to do and I did ride subways that afternoon. But it couldn't be me. This guy is too handsome and he dances much better.

No, Señor El Woz del Steve, you are much more handsomerest that this guy. And having watched you on Dancing With the Stars, a much better dancer too. He's cool, though. [Obsolete]