Drugloo Toilet Prevents Prison Guards From Whipping Out The Latex Gloves

Man, what can't toilets do these days? The latest innovation, Drugloo, washes feces, separates drug packages and seals the evidence in a container—all without prison guards having to get their hands dirty.

Apparently, Drugloos are already in use at prisons, secure hospitals, police stations and airports around the world. There are several different variations on the Drugloo theme, but get a load of the classic version pictured here. I don't know about you, but I would have trouble "performing" on this cold steel beast—but at least you are in control. Sooner or later, they are going to develop a toilet that sucks the evidence right out of you. Then you'll be sorry. [Drugloo via ChronicleHerald via Fark]