The Casio G'zOne Brigade is not a messaging phone you'd want to meet in a dark alley. It's shock resistant. It's water resistant. And like a great kung fu master, its outer strength is matched only by its inner fortitude.
In addition to its durability, the Brigade comes equipped with a full HTML browser, a Document Viewer that handles Word, Excel, PowerPoint and PDFs, and text-to-speech functionality. It's also loaded up with a 3.2MP camera. It's also got a music player (recommended genres: metal, punk, recordings of machine guns) and Micro SD expansion up to 16GB.
No word yet on price, but I'm assuming that when you go see The A-Team they'll be handing these out instead of 3D glasses.