Remember our good friends at that Taiwanese news video production company? They've condensed the Facebook movie The Social Network into two minutes—but that's just long enough to scare us witless with animated scenes of Zuckerberg shagging.

Really, if there's ever anything you wish you could unsee more in your life, it's probably that. Or maybe the obvious manboobs Zuckerberg has jiggling there. Or the frightful Justin Timberlake... [NMA.tv via TechCrunch]