How To Properly Raise An Apple Fanboy (Or Girl)

You've gotta get them hooked while they're young, so you can't just slack off until your Apple-fanboys-in-training are old enough to appreciate iPad books. Instead, you've gotta get out the sewing kit and make a custom iPhone quilt.

Now which of those app icons do I set the kid on for automatic diaper changes? [BenjaminSte.in via The Daily What via TUAW]