If you're going to try to get away with something as reprehensible as child porn, you should at least be discreet. But Virginian horror-being Ian Hartney is not. Hint: don't ask the computer repair shop where your kiddie porn is.

Hartney, disgusting moron that he is, brought his child porn-laden laptop to an area repair shop. Part of the fix required the backup of his hard drive. To his despair, upon picking up the computer, he noticed some of his grotesque and illegal sexual images of children were missing! So, naturally, he returned to the shop and demanded that his files be returned in full. The technician, realizing what she was copying, called the cops, who uncovered a cache of more computers and phones chock full of illicit images.

Have fun in prison, Ian! [HamptonRoads via Fark]