One of the Most Stupid Kitchen Contraptions I've Ever Come Across

What is wrong with this country? Heck, what's wrong with the so-called "First World"? Do we really need to keep inventing and producing useless pieces of junk like this transvestite of tongs, fork and spatula called "Stake"?

I say no. You don't need to pay $30 for yet another moronic piece of equipment that tries to merge three perfectly useful utensils in one clumsy piece of hardware that will be hard to clean, no matter how they make it look in the infomercial. Not to talk about the potential to get a bacterial infection to your family and guests.

From a cook to the fellow cook reading these words: Real cooks don't use this crap. [Quirky]