If you're in England. You see, in England, extravagant hats are acceptable, because they're a more advanced society. This Royal Ascot horse race attendee knows, and that's why she's grinning. WARNING: Do not put iOS5 Beta on your hat.
This seems like it would have to cause serious neck strain. It's not even an iPad 2—scandalous. What is it attached to her skull with? Some sort of feather dock? If I ever get married, everyone will be required to wear this hat. Sorry, future friends and wife. [via MSNBC, Thanks Alex!]