If you're in England. You see, in England, extravagant hats are acceptable, because they're a more advanced society. This Royal Ascot horse race attendee knows, and that's why she's grinning. WARNING: Do not put iOS5 Beta on your hat.

This seems like it would have to cause serious neck strain. It's not even an iPad 2โ€”scandalous. What is it attached to her skull with? Some sort of feather dock? If I ever get married, everyone will be required to wear this hat. Sorry, future friends and wife. [via MSNBC, Thanks Alex!]