Everyone has some dipshit friend who calls himself a DJ—and by DJ, he means guy who excitedly bounces around his laptop frantically shuffling through iTunes. But he's never dropped bombs like these deck-spinning cats. ERRAH ERRAH ERRAH *AIRHORN*

This video marks our progress towards the internet singularity, wherein music, cats, and technology all converge into one splendiferous moment of perfection.

Alternately, if this turns out to be a viral advertisement for cat food, I'm going to throw myself off a bridge. [via Reddit]