I have an awesome idea. I'm going to buy an apartment, I'm thinking probably in Miami or Tampa cause the weather's great. And then I'm going to outfit the whole house with hidden 'security' cams to PROTECT it. You know from creeps on the outside so I can creep all I want on the inside. And then I'm going to get two really hot girls, preferably in their young 20's and definitely from a different country to rent my beach-side apartment and then…oh wait…shit nevermind!
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