A reminder to some "professional photographers" out there: give it up already. Just because you own a camera you are not a professional photographer. Stop with your horrible wedding ideas, your avant-vomit pregnancy photomontages and birth announcement atrocities at once.
I tried to pick some particularly horrible examples for this gallery, but I couldn't. They are all so incredibly bad that they make want to put a fork perpendicular to the table and slowly press my eye against it until it reaches the back of my skull.
It's too bad the site didn't leave the name of the photographers on the images. That way the Hague Tribunal could have prosecuted them for crimes against humanity. [You Are Not a Photographer]