If There's Any Possible Way to Improve Upon the Machete, This Is ItS

I don't have any particular affinity towards blade wielding of any kind (I generally just gnaw on whole slabs of steak), but when I look at Gerber's Gator Machete Pro, I have a strong desire to slice something in half.

Equipped with the ability to function as a machete, ax or knife, the Gator Machete Pro is a multi-faceted tool that's equally suited for clearing brush as it is decapitating zombies (yes, this made a cameo in the season 2 premiere of the Walking Dead). And it's only $53 bucks. Where do I sign up? [Gerber via Uncrate via Oh Gizmo]