Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved InS

If someone you know just recently moved into an apartment or house or cardboard box, well, they're going to have a lot of empty space to fill. And as a friend, it's your duty to warm that house up with stuff. Why? So when you crash there, you'll feel less guilty. I BOUGHT YOU THAT TOASTER BRO.

Let's assume someone who's just moved in already has the modern day, first-world essentials like toilet, shower, sink, fridge, kitchen, bed, tv and couch. Even if they didn't, you're not buying them that (unless you're really rich, in which case I could also use any/all of those things?). But here are some normal-people gifts for normal new home dwellers.


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

1. Netgear WNDR4500 Router

Imagine your friend sitting on the wooden floor of his barren wasteland of an apartment, staring at his sad white wall, eating cold takeout with a plastic spoon. He's going to need an escape; he's going to need to access the information expressway known as the Internet. That bastard lovechild of a modem and router he got from his crappy cable company? Not cutting it. Seriously, picture him loading a video. Buffering. Buffering. Buffering. Buffering. That is hell. Get him the best router on the market, the Netgear WNDR4500. $180 [Netgear]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

2. Watts Premier 531130 Filter

After he's satisfied with Internet, he's bound to get thirsty. We're human. Something like three quarters of our body is made up of water! We've gotta drink 8 glasses a day! Plus, it tastes really good and it's necessary to cure for hangovers. A good filter that can tap into your friend's faucet gives will give him as much pure, unfettered water as he wants, whenever he wants. Every time he sips that hydration, he'll have you to thank. $135 [Amazon]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

3. Tripode Floor Lamp

The darkness. It's like a sickness. If a person lives without light too long, their soul slowly seeps away. Skin goes pale from the screen of the laptop. Eyes become buggered and bloodshot. Life gets sad. Sad turns into depression. Depression turns suicidal. Get a floor lamp and save your friend's landlord the trouble of mopping him up from the floor with a super classy Tripode Floor Lamp. It won't just lift spirits. It'll save a life. $1,120 [The Contran Shop]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

4. Pyle-home PLTTB8UI Vinyl Turntable

There's something about the snap crackle and pop of a record player that'll make your friend feel at home even if the previous home never had a record player. It transforms an empty existence into a magical one (unless you listen to sad music, which why are you bumming yourself out?). Oh and if your friend doesn't own any records, he can just plug in his iPod and bump tunes like a modern savage. It defeats the purpose of peaceful nostalgia but hey, music is music. $150 [Amazon]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

5. Vitsoe 606 Universal Shelving System

The 606 Universal Shelving System was developed by the legendary Braun designer Dieter Rams in 1960, and elegantly fills a space by letting you, well, fill space. Walls that held nothing? They can now be arranged, rearranged, replaced, disassembled, put together and ripped apart and rebuilt. Customizable storage at its absolute finest, it's the tools you use to turn a blank canvas into a masterpiece or a house into a home. $Varies [Vitsoe]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

6. iRobot Roomba 770

Unless it's being done by a French maid or a robot, cleaning up is as frustrating as ripping staples from your brain. And unless you can get yourself a French maid, the iRobot Roomba 770 is the best robot cleaner and picker upper there is. It's great at sucking, sensitive around furniture, and cleans with grace. Sounds like an ideal French Maid in circular robot form, actually. $500 [iRobot]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

7. Sheex Bedsheets

A lonely life in an empty apartment becomes less lonely with performance bedsheets and new bed partners. Sheex bedsheets are made from the same material as the workout shirts from Under Armour and Nike. That means a flat sheet that grooves itself onto your body, a bedsheet that wraps itself perfectly around your mattress, and a sensual material that envelopes its polyester around your knees and ankles while giving breathability to your backside. $200 [Sheex]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

8. Back to Basics TEM500 Egg and Muffin 2-slice toaster

Nothing quite smells like home sweet home than eggs and toast in the morning, and this wonderful puppy can make them both AT THE SAME TIME. Or if you just want toast, you can make toast. Or if you just want eggs, you can do that too. The utter versatility of this machine makes me gasp. It's an automatic conversation starter for your friend, Why don't you have this at your house? Do you not like eggs? Do you not like bread? Do you not like life? $35 [Amazon]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

9. Denali 115-Piece Home Repair Tool Kit

Things get broke and things need a fixin'. Things need to be built and things need to be torn apart. Any household, even if the people inside it don't like to get down and dirty, needs a simple tool set to solve annoying little problems. Also: gifting tools makes you look cool because tools are cool. So remember: you're not just gifting hammers, screwdrivers, tape measures, pliers and wrenches. You're turning your friend into Steve McQueen. $50 [Amazon]


Home Warming Gifts for People Who Just Moved In

10. Nest Thermostat

Probably the most ridiculous and most unnecessary thing you can buy a new homeowner. A fancy ass thermostat! But Nest is the best thermostat you'll ever run into and if the people who just moved in are evenly remotely tech savvy, they'll appreciate the dial to change temperature, the changing colors of the screen and the all around smartness of Nest (it learns your habits!). And dude, it even has Wi-Fi. Everything in life needs Wi-Fi. Even a thermostat. $250 [Nest]


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