That's Not a Knife, This Is a Knife—No, Wait, That's a SpatulaS

Oh Paul Hogan, even 30 years after you ceased to be relevant you can still make me laugh—much like these folding grilling implements. They're just so cute! And with Winter coming on strong, my grilling plans may be on hold, but that doesn't mean I don't still want a set.

The Folding Grill Tool set includes a stainless-steel spatula, fork, and tongs. Their sturdy wooden handles dissipate heat better than plastic alternatives and extend a full 17-inches to keep your fingers out of the fire. They retail for $70 at Plow and Hearth. [UnCrate]