How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

So you're fed up with Google, and you've got a litany of reasons. More now than ever. You don't even have to explain—we're just here to help you crawl out from under the shadow of the big G, step by step.

The decision to close your Google account has to be carefully considered—after all, this is the place that stores your email, your documents, your contacts, your photos, your news, and even your health records. But this level of investment to one service is as good a reason to leave as it is to stay: If looking at your Google Dashboard, which lists all the services you use, and the amount and type of information you store on them, doesn't make you feel a little uneasy, then hell, what would?

Anyway, we're not here to make the case for you to drop Google altogether—it's not something I'm prepared to do, for a start—I'm just here to tell you how to do it. Here's everything you need to know about life after Google.

Search

It's easy to forget that there are other search engines in the world, because Google has been so plainly dominant over the last few years. But they're there, and they're actually pretty good.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


The best alternative to Google, by a long shot, is Microsoft's Bing. It's an evolution of the Live search engine, and it's offers a distinctly different experience than Google: it's far from minimalist, with a colorful interface, content-tailored results pages, and and emphasis on reducing clicks, rather than reducing clutter. Coming from Google it can be visually jarring, and the fact that the results for common searches are different—if not better or worse—means that at first, you'll get the feeling that it isn't working right.

Give it some time and some patience, and you'll realize that it's pretty damn good. Some bits are actually better, like image search. And even if search isn't perceived as the biggest threat to your privacy, it's important to make the switch anyway—after all, it was Google search that was the gateway to all the other Google services, which you're now trying untangle yourself from.

Honorable Mentions:

Yahoo
Wolfram Alpha
Collecta
Mahalo

Email

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


Back when it launched in 2005, Gmail lured users with insane amounts of free storage space: One gigabyte. Impossible. This caught the dominant services of the day completely off guard, and made their free webmail seem utterly ancient.

Today, that one gigabyte has grown to nearly seven, and on the surface not much has changed about ol' Gmail. Meanwhile, the companies that were blindsided back in 2005 have had plenty of time to catch up to, and in some cases, exceed Google's offering. Here's how to make the full switch:

Backing up your Gmail: There are a number of ways to do this, but one stands out as the easiest: The email client method.

1.) Download Thunderbird, a free email client from the same people who make Firefox (Download for Windows, OS X)
2.) Enable IMAP access on your Gmail account, by clicking the Setting link in the top right of your inbox, navigating to the Forwarding and POP/IMAP tab, and selecting the "Enable IMAP" radio button

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


3.) File > New Mail Account
4.) Enter your name and Gmail address, after which Thunderbird should find your mail settings automatically, and set itself up as an IMAP client:

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

(If this doesn't happen, consult Google's guide for a manual setup.
5.) Once the account is set up, open Thunderbird's Account Settings panel, and navigate to the Synchronization and Storage tab. Make sure "Keep messages for this account on this computer" and "Synchronize all messages regardless of age" are both selected.
6.) Wait for your messages to sync to your computer—this could take hours, especially if you're near your Gmail storage limit.

What you've done here is imported all of your Gmail messages into a local client—Thunderbird—which lets you browse them, search them, or back them up to an external hard drive for posterity. And if you switch to another IMAP-based service, you can import these old messages into your new account simply by dragging them from your Gmail inbox folder in Thunderbird to your new account's inbox folder.

Contacts are a trickier question, but at the very least you can use Gmail's contact exporting tool (under your Gmail inbox folder list) to create a CSV file or or VCard, for importing into a client like Thunderbird.

The best alternative service: As long as it's been since Gmail showed up on the scene, the webmail scene hasn't seen many exciting new players—Google has a knack of preempting new competition when it moves into a product category. So, for the best remaining alternative is a veritable oldie: Yahoo mail. Consider the facts:

• It's still free
• It offers unlimited storage
• POP access is available in the free version, and with a little fiddling, so is IMAP access
• Free text messages in certain countries
• The interface doesn't look like it was designed in 1999, like certain other webmail clients.

Calendar

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


Exporting your Google calendars: This one's easy. Just:

1.) Navigate to your GCal settings page, and click on the Calendars tag.
2.) Export calendars to an ICS file, like so:

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


3.) That's it!

The best alternative: Yahoo calendar is fine, but in the spirit of spreading your vital info around, let's go with Windows Live Calendar. One you've created a Live ID—you pretty much need one of these nowadays—you're automatically given a Live Calendar account. To import your Google Calendars, just do the following:

1.) Open Live Calendar
2.) Click "Subscribe"
3.) Import the ICS file you exported from Gmail, like this:

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

Photos

Not that many people use Picasa, so this one should be easy. Plus, there are some obviously superior alternatives.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


Flickr doesn't stop at being a great photo sharing site, it's also an amazing resource for photographers, both expert and amateur. Storage is limited with a monthly upload cap.
Photobucket is a simple gallery service, with an emphasis on sharing over archiving. Storage is limited to 1GB.
Shutterfly is another super-simple service, with unlimited storage (Google doesn't even offer that for free)
Facebook shouldn't be counted out—its photo compression may be aggressive, but it does allow you to upload and tag a virtually unlimited number of photos.

Documents

A lot of people find themselves using Google Docs because it's just so damn convenient—you receive a document in your Gmail account, and suddenly, hey, it's in the Google Docs service! That's how they get you. And interestingly enough, despite Google's acquisition of Writely and subsequent improvements on in the Docs service, there's still an objectively superior online document editing service out there.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


ZoHo Docs is a full online office suit (among other things) which does virtually everything Google Docs can do, and often more. It offers deep document editing, offline editing (!), and collaborative editing. Document compatibility on ZoHo is absolutely tops, and the formatting and editing options far exceed Google Docs. There's a text editor, a spreadsheet editor and a presentation editor, to name a few.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

Social Network

Google+ was patient zero in Google's mad information grab, and while it might not have gotten the foothold Google hoped for, a decent chunk of folks have ditched Facebook because of its shoddy track record of privacy foibles. That game looks a lot different now, especially since Facebook made a deal with the FTC in November that forces it to obtain consent before sharing your information or changing your privacy settings. And hey, we actually really love Timeline.

Combined with Twitter's popularity and more focused networks like Foursquare, abandoning Google's ghost ship shouldn't mess you over too badly.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

VOIP

This one's going to be a big stumbling block for a lot of folks who have become dependent on Google's VOIP with Google Voice, but there are other choices out there. Ooma, for one, is a great service with a good app, good devices, and a bunch of features if you sign up for a subscription, including a second line, three-way calling, call forwarding, and enhanced voicemail features.

Or if you're just trying to hop on the line for a quick call, Skype is an old and still exceedingly popular standby. Bonus points here for replacing Google Hangouts, if that has somehow become an integral part of your (apparently low expectation-having) life.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

Web Video

There won't be any getting around YouTube and its stranglehold on web video, but that's not a problem. You can view almost all of the content on YouTube without signing into a Google account. The issue is with storage, and YouTube is the biggest user-generated video host on the planet—and free.

Vimeo is probably next in line as far as having a place in the internet's consciousness, and it's a totally worthy alternative. For one, it's where most of the serious video projects will be posted primarily. So if you're uploading as a professional, you're probably using Vimeo already. Then consider that the comments are mainly positive, and not the horrible cesspool that YouTube's are. Tech-wise, Vimeo's just fine, too: It's got a fully embeddable HTML5 player that's viewable on pretty much all mobile devices.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

Phones

It's tough to get out of your contract if you're locked in on an Android phone. But if you're up for an upgrade some time soon, and you want to sidestep Google's info-grab, you should take a long hard look at Windows Phone. Yes, there's the iPhone. That's really great. But Windows Phone is a totally fresh take on phones, and if you're going to be an Android expat, you should take a dip in the totally-new-and-different pool before trudging back to familiar waters like iOS.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

Music

Does anyone actually use Google Music? We're skeptical, but Amazon is a pretty great alternative to whatever you're using. It's generally a notch or two cheaper than what you'll find in other marketplaces, with frequent and good deals to boot.

Pulling the Plug

So, you've migrated what you can, and settled into you new services nicely. Now, it's time to close your Google account out, once and for all? Are you ready? Are you sure? Ok.

For any grievances you may have about Google's privacy practices, you have to give them credit for making the process stupidly easy.

1.) From any Google page, click the Settings link in the top right, then Account Settings from the submenu.
2.) Next to "My Products", click the "Edit" link
3.) From here, choose to delete individual services, or close your Google Account altogether.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All


4.) Confirm that you want all of your data deleted.

How To: Escape From Google's Clutches, Once and For All

5.) DO IT.

Feels strange, doesn't it? For anyone with enough spite and motivation to follow this guide, though, I suspect "strange" could be replaced with any number of more gracious adjectives. So, ex-Googlers: Do you feel better now?

We couldn't cover every last Google service and piece of software, so if you have more tips and alternatives to share, please drop some links in the comments.

This post was originally published February 20, 2010, and has been updated to be current with our recommendations for getting off the Google mothership.