I am Mr. Tim Cook, CEO of the Apple Inc. I followed Mr. Steven P. Jobs who also is CEO of Apple Inc. though dead now. Mr. Jobs worked with the Apple Inc. for over two decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 5th of October 2011. He and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals within the United States for America, Europe, China and South America, Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for poor persons with Googles Androids phones.
When my late CEO was alive he deposited the sum of $100 Billion (One Hundred Billion United States Dollars) with a bank here in the California. Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently, Mr. Peter Oppenheimer, CFO of the Apple Inc. told me that we have a limited or numbered days on earth and that our life span will not exceed 150days due to the Maya calendar of 2012.
With this hard reality that has befallen Mr. Peter Oppenheimer, Mr. Phil Schiller nice all around guy of the Apple Inc., and me I have decided to donate this fund to a non-governmental,or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual, that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want a non governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit,organization or better still an individual, that will use this gift which comes from Mr. Steven P. Jobs sweat to fund the upkeep of widows,widowers,orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children,barren-women and persons with Android phones.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in the California. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in souring for a non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual for this same purpose.Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family.
Mr. Tim Cook, CEO of the Apple Inc. (Benefactor)
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