It's only human to want to destroy beautiful things. We smash temples, palaces, vases—sometimes you just need to let loose. Now, here's an iPad being lasered and torched into a flaming heap.
Wicked Laser enthusiast and proficient hater of objects Lowell Niles put together this little video, in which he uses a terrifying selection of beams to burn apart a brand new iPad. Make sure to stick around for the part where two flashlights melt their way through the iPad, producing great plumes of what you can only assume are toxic fumes that spared Niles' life long enough for him to email us.