Saying Happy Birthday to Your Friend on Facebook Is MeaninglessCasey Chan8/23/12 9:00pmFiled to: HumorBirthdaysfacebook birthday30EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink We've already told you that Facebook ruined your birthday. And it's so completely true! It's completely meaningless now, hordes of semi-friends and quasi-acquaintances fake like they care about you. Ugh. And maybe when the wall posts first start trickling in you're a little happy but as more and more keyboard vomit starts popping up, you tune 'em out.