Earlier this week there was a giant 2,000-person brawl at a Foxconn factory where they make iPhones. While labor organizations might try to protect workers from Apple, how Apple is protecting them from each other? Enter the iShiv.
https://gizmodo.com/foxconn-shuts-factory-after-2-000-employee-brawl-breaks-5945772
Advertised in the bit below, the revolutionary (not to be confused with resolutionary) new product was made up by the funny guys over at the Conan O’Brien Show. Tasteless? A little! Funny? Indeed. The sleek parody shank can be easily hidden in any bodily orifice, and it could come in handy the next time a riot breaks out. [Team Coco]
