Because of course this is going on. Lonely alarmists and pervy opportunists and generally fun-slash-promiscuous are taking to craigslist to find companionship, salvation, and maybe some casual sex.
BuzzFeed's rounded up the 14 best ads it could find, but we're willing to bet there are some gems still to be uncovered. Although, searching the Dallas/Fort Worth craigslist for "mayan apocalypse" only turns up an ad for a 2005 Toyota Tacoma and a 600 watt subwoofer. So who knows. [BuzzFeed]