While your New Year's resolution to get back in shape is commendable, there's gotta be a better way than on one of these ludicrous dry land swimming trainers. Our friends at Oobject have assembled a dozen of the most outlandish examples.
Triton Fitness Swim Trainer
Cage for Virtual Swimming Across the Pacific
Vasa Swim Bench
White Dolphin Power Bench
Basically a couple of rowing machines linked together.
Virtual Reality Swimming System
1934 US Swimming Machine
Stretchcordz Breaststroke Machine
1931 German Swim Machine