Surprising No One, Twitter Is An Arrested Development ExplosionS

The Netflix-only fourth season of Arrested Development went live at 3 a.m. EST this morning, and if you didn't see the Twitter deluge coming, well, you're one of these people:

But you're probably one of these people:

Or you actually have to get sleep in order to work:

So you hate this person:

Or perhaps the whole thing is just making you bitter:

Everyone stay calm. The first wave of marathoners are going to pass out soon, making way for days of enthusiastic, yet infuriatingly inaccurate chatter, at which point the whole thing will crumble under its own self-referential weight and we can go back to making obscure Game of Thrones references.

Oh, and one more thing. People frickin love that ostrich: