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Down + diagonal + left/right + punch.
Get ready to bounce soundwaves around your game levels.
They sacrificed... the STAFFFFF!!!!
Apparently it was all just sitting there for public download.
Shaken, not stirred.
Might not feel like it, but these are your glory days, kids.
"You know it when you see it" is a dangerous standard.
If you're in the market for a big-ticket nostalgia purchase, this looks rad.
Never say anything about anything, ever.
No AI, just an interesting algorithm and some rather lovely results.
Ready your tiny pencils!
In which your correspondent decides that UNO is the road to being slightly less broke, maybe.
Someone at Amazon is having a very bad day.
Come on, give us Cyberpunk 1977 already.
Is Niu Lai outsider art, grift gone wrong, or avatar of anti-AI evangelism? Why not all three?
Hey Meta AI, can you design me nine of the most soulless glyphs the world has ever seen?
Take 12 words of waffle and craft it into a razor-sharp five-word sentence. Boo yah.
Can you make a Steam Deck the size of a Game Boy? Yes! Mostly!
An alpha version of "Quake 4: Awakening" is now available for download. In 2026.
But still: alcohol from thin air!
