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    Image of dingus dingus
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
    Never, ever say "powned" out loud. It makes the baby Carmack cry.
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    Edited by dingus at 11/25/09 1:45 AM dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of andrelix andrelix
    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    That was A-W-E-S-O-M-E !!! #pixar
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    Image of Mischif Mischif
    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    The electric chair added some super-special-awesome irony, but I would've liked to see how they did lethal injection.
    And why was the lamp the only non-alphanumeric object? #pixar
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    puhsitch promoted this comment Mischif was starred Mischif was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @Mischif: Oh wow, that brings in a whole new level to this story. A desk lamp alone in a world of letters, numbers, and symbols. A life most likely defined by persecution - or at best, a constant state of gross misunderstanding.

    Indeed, this video raises too many questions! What is entirely clear, however, is that we simply cannot lay judgment on this hapless lamp without a proper context; those who know his story now have the moral obligation to tell it. #pixar
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    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    Best part by far! Forced to share a cell with 8==0 #pixar
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    10/19/09

    @EpiphyteCorp.: I did not get that until now. Thank you! #pixar
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    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    10/17/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    new jersey.. bruce springsteen.. bon jovi..

    haha #googlestreetview
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    Ha! Sweet, a CH video that's funny all the way through and doesn't tank at the end. #googlestreetview
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    Image of NonaMagoostus NonaMagoostus
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    its a solo job, no copilot. I really enjoyed it. #googlestreetview
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    When I get bored someday, I'm going to make a video that's a total ripoff of Home Movies. Just sayin!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    Damn, I think I drove just about all of those roads this summer. #googlestreetview
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    That trip will turn out worse than the time me and the rest of my slug family took a trip to the Great Salt Lakes. #googlestreetview
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    Image of Corey Lake Corey Lake
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: fry slugs fry! #googlestreetview
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    GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks promoted this comment Corey Lake was starred Corey Lake was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/22/09

    In reply to Even the Orb Containing All the Knowledge of the Universe Requires Surly Tech Support
    Brock Sampson is going to kill that guy.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/22/09

    In reply to Even the Orb Containing All the Knowledge of the Universe Requires Surly Tech Support
    I imagine the beings inside of the Infinisphereb being extremely depressed, mainly because they know that knowing everything will not land them a better job than being an intergalactic librarian for the Infinisphereb.
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    Edited by Kaiser-Machead at 09/22/09 12:27 PM Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of madog madog
    09/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Maybe if those damn humans didn't start showing up and taking all of the good jobs.

    Besides, this video has more plot holes than Back to the Future.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    09/22/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: This is why I prefer the open source Eternahedron. It may not looks as pretty, but it works.
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    Image of -PancakeMix- -PancakeMix-
    09/22/09

    @met2art has an invisible star:

    Meh, I prefer the iSphere. Most of the omnipotence is either censored or revoked, but damn does it make me look good.
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    ripfire promoted this comment -PancakeMix- was starred -PancakeMix- was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    @-PancakeMix-:
    Gizmodo: A site where parallel universes converge.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    09/22/09

    In reply to Even the Orb Containing All the Knowledge of the Universe Requires Surly Tech Support
    The IBM KnowItAll-1963 had the same problem when it was first released.
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    Edited by NotChoinski at 09/22/09 12:25 PM NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
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    09/22/09


    @NotChoinski:
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    09/22/09

    In reply to Even the Orb Containing All the Knowledge of the Universe Requires Surly Tech Support
    Wow, that was the funniest 12 parsecs of video I have ever seen.
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    Image of whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII
    09/22/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_SomeAssemblyReq...: SteveDave, I'm ashamed of you. A parsec is a unit of length, not time... I thought you knew better... you were my king... ;)
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    09/22/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: Dammit, just finished buffering. I surrender to your wrath, oh all mighty one.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    09/22/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: Psst. Edit button..
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    Image of AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat! AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat!
    09/22/09

    @ripfire: I know, why doesn't anyone notice it!? I keep noticing people fixing mistakes in second and third replies to themselves...
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    whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII promoted this comment AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat! was starred AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat! was unstarred
    Image of David Wilde David Wilde
    09/22/09

    @ripfire: This whole thread is 42 Angstroms of awesome!
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    Image of froggy froggy
    09/22/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: it is a unit of time when you fly a Millennium Falcon.
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    whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII promoted this comment froggy was starred froggy was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    09/22/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: Not anymore. You would know that if you allowed the infinispereb to...
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    Image of ShadRS ShadRS
    09/22/09

    @froggy: Actually no. The Kessel Run is a path by a series of Black Holes. The faster you go, the shorter you can make the distance you travel (i.e. cut in closer to the Black Holes because your Point of No Return is closer in). So there you go, 12 Parsecs still makes perfect sense.
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    Image of madog madog
    09/22/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: .....moted so hard.
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    Image of whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII
    09/24/09

    @ripfire: I try to live up to my errors. I thought it better to recover via apology, then try to deny my faltering faith for SteveDave ever happened. He knows all anyways.

    At least, that's what SteveDave told me. :/
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    09/24/09

    @AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat!: I've used the edit button for minor fixes (spelling, grammar, etc), but when the whole content should be changed, it don't think its right to just delete it and start over.

    Probably because of 1984. I don't like hiding the truth.

    Except to the cops. And my friends.

    And the aliens. (O.o)
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    Image of Brisco_County_Jr Brisco_County_Jr
    09/02/09

    In reply to Helping Hands Condom Applicator Makes Me Shrivel Up in Fear
    Hi! Vince Offer here with the Nut Shot!

    Boy have we got a death-er-deal for you!
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    09/02/09

    .
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